DemonsRun

xx-yelhsv:

alc0-hol:

my snapchat story rn

The man who wrote the story was on multiple drugs… He wrote everything that he saw or imagined when he was on them, that’s how the story came about.

officialwhitegirls:


is that the michelin man 

officialwhitegirls:

is that the michelin man 

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

azirae:


ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

pivotalwolf:


anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

adamhastopoop:

ray-winters-sings:

isaia:

rockuzan:

His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.

That little girl is all of us.
We are her
She is us.
We are one.

Thanks Liui Aquino! Rockin’ the Filipino cosplay scene!

I repeat: YOU LOOK ANIMATED WTF

HES HOT

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

iguanamouth:

something about memories

Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women: ...must be tough.
itsramez:

please be courteous this 4th. of July if you have a veteran in your neighborhood 

itsramez:

please be courteous this 4th. of July if you have a veteran in your neighborhood 

welcometo-thetwilightzone:

grubby—garbage-queen:

sixpenceee:

As always feel free to add to this list of dares

You guys are really trying to die so young

barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers