when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE
There are some people out there that still believe that animals are just dumb beasts, but the unlikely animal friendships I’ve gathered here will prove that they are capable of feeling love and compassion just like we are.
my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel
I did the exact same thing.
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
What did the kidney say to the other kidney?