F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
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I was born at an incredibly young age
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THAT AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER LITERALLY MADE AN EPISODE PARODYING THEIR ENTIRE SERIES.
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
Never thought of it from that angle.
that is not acute joke.
i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh
I KNEW THERE WAS A MATH FANDOM SOMEWHERE
oh i see the problem, you used the wrong reference plane
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
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