when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious
"are you one of those dramatic gays?"
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon