*eats 1 carrot*
*checks to see how much weight I’ve lost*
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
The first letter we got (fan mail) […] The first one my grandad opened started with: "I want to give you a b… j…" and it went on and it was this sort of very detailed account of what may indeed happened if I’d go there - I think she lived in Essex- So anyway… my grandad wrote back: "Sorry. Matt can’t make it but I might"
I can never stop laughing at this
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”
I was doing homework but then Hermione showed up
Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to please’.
this just in
man complains about women complaining
doesn’t get irony
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