DemonsRun

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero

Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from her enemies and shelters her until she strikes.

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

officialeo:

bbbreakfast:

rubeitalloverme:

THE BEST 23 SECONDS 

Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. 

oh my god this video is back on my dashboard instant reblog

ooooooooowwahhoohwahoowahh—wwwwwwwwwwoOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAA

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

”. The first time Keira’s name was mentioned around the world was when it was revealed (in a plot twist kept secret by director George Lucas) that she played Natalie Portman’s decoy “Padme” to Portman’s “Amidala” in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999). It was several years before agreement was reached over which scenes featured Keira as the queen and which featured Natalie!”

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

”. The first time Keira’s name was mentioned around the world was when it was revealed (in a plot twist kept secret by director George Lucas) that she played Natalie Portman’s decoy “Padme” to Portman’s “Amidala” in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999). It was several years before agreement was reached over which scenes featured Keira as the queen and which featured Natalie!”

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

vastderp:

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

IT HAPPENED

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE