sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

inevergettodoanythingfun:

tardis221b:

So we have a Sam

We have a Sherlock

We have an Eleven

Guys

We could conceivably gather an entire cast of Superwholock lookalikes on here

What are we waiting for?

We also have a Ten, guys

MY FRIENDS FRIENDS MOM LOOKS LIKE RIVER

mustlovemisha:

ten-roses-in-the-impala:

almondsofcobalt:

This is BLK water. (see BLK Water Info at AlmondsofCobalt)

It is black spring water from Canada.

It’s infused with fulvic acid ( a naturally occuring substance found in pre-historic plant matter. Because fulvic acid is naturally black it binds the molecules of the water, making them black.)

It has a ph balance of 9.0

It has natural electrolytes and 77 trace minerals from the fulvic acid.

It actually regenerates the cells in your body faster than regular water and is a high antioxidant.

wow.

It tastes like WATER because that’s what it is.

blkbeverages.com

i vote liquid leviathan 

This post has been supernaturaled

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

yzma:

kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back

wartortles:

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.

I can feel it my lions.

I mean my loins.

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

I walked out the door and I turned back around. I said, let me ask you something. When you went to home depot, did you just walk up and down the aisle and found the caulk on your own? Or did you ask someone? I asked this guy, where’s the cock? I said, and he’s still telling this story today. (x)

would-you-like-me-to-try:

necrophilofthefuture:

vonnegutphile:

ainiente:

marchonlovely:

ohitsandreea:

The Purity Myth.

If you’re a female this should concern and frighten you in a big way.

THIS WATCH IT NOW

yeah no actually this is really fucking scary

woah

” i love gender stereotypes”

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

…

timeywhimeydetector:

pinabrolada:

soundlyawake:

gnarly-gnarlyy:

peterjulep:

asynca:

starbuckviper:

fightfortheuser:

negritaaa:

just click, i promise you its not what you’re expecting.

A THOUSAND APPLAUSES

That was so much better than what i was expecting

What the fuck did I… *reblog*

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT WAS TIGHT AS SHITTTT. HAHAHA

Best shit everrr haha

HARTBEAT!!

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER

PERF.