DemonsRun
dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

innocenttmaan:

There are some people out there that still believe that animals are just dumb beasts, but the unlikely animal friendships I’ve gathered here will prove that they are capable of feeling love and compassion just like we are.

brahzilla:

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

turntuptuna
womfn
tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

krissycupcake:

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

I did the exact same thing.

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me

hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]