pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.

I can feel it my lions.

I mean my loins.

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

I walked out the door and I turned back around. I said, let me ask you something. When you went to home depot, did you just walk up and down the aisle and found the caulk on your own? Or did you ask someone? I asked this guy, where’s the cock? I said, and he’s still telling this story today. (x)

would-you-like-me-to-try:

necrophilofthefuture:

vonnegutphile:

ainiente:

marchonlovely:

ohitsandreea:

The Purity Myth.

If you’re a female this should concern and frighten you in a big way.

THIS WATCH IT NOW

yeah no actually this is really fucking scary

woah

” i love gender stereotypes”

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

…

timeywhimeydetector:

pinabrolada:

soundlyawake:

gnarly-gnarlyy:

peterjulep:

asynca:

starbuckviper:

fightfortheuser:

negritaaa:

just click, i promise you its not what you’re expecting.

A THOUSAND APPLAUSES

That was so much better than what i was expecting

What the fuck did I… *reblog*

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THAT WAS TIGHT AS SHITTTT. HAHAHA

Best shit everrr haha

HARTBEAT!!

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER

PERF.

kitenor:

thehayleybreanne:

porhim:

meme-meme:

This hose was left in the cold all night.

THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHAT OH MY GOD

This was slightly disturbing for some reason…

gra-ss:

stepchildofthesun:

baby chameleons

THEY’RE SO CUTE ADSFDGHMJYTREWEAGBSF

who-has-a-sonic-screwdriver:

hipsterclassicwho:

Imagine being a Doctor Who fan in 1966 though.

“Oh dear, what’s happening? Is the Doctor dying?

Wait.

What. The. Shit.”

My nan has been watching Doctor Who from the get-go

According to her the first regeneration made the entire country go ape-shit and she has vivid memories of her entire family being frozen in front of the TV in shock for about an hour

threecheersforbuttrevenge:

I TRIED TO PRINT A PHOTO OF A BABY BUT MY PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK AND I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

lithura:

mindlessdoodler:

Duckies!

cheep!